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Sunday, 13 November 2016

Repel Boarders! Two Unintermittently Stupid Sophomores Outstay Their Welcome . . . Ackerly and Ackley Conform to Type for Giacommetiesque J D Salinger and Jean Webster

A sophomoric heroine and a sophomoric hero are just settling down to immersion in an edifying book, when the seclusion of their dorms is breached by . . .

It rained so we . . . had to go to gymnasium instead. The girl next to me banged my elbow with an Indian club. I got home to find that the box with my new blue spring dress had come, and the skirt was so tight that I couldn’t sit down. Friday is sweeping day, and the maid had mixed all the papers on my desk. We had tombstone for dessert (milk and gelatin flavoured with vanilla). We were kept in chapel twenty minutes later than usual to listen to a speech about womanly women. And then—just as I was settling down with a sigh of well-earned relief to The Portrait of a Lady, a girl named Ackerly, a dough-faced, deadly, unintermittently stupid girl, who sits next to me in Latin because her name begins with A (I wish Mrs. Lippett had named me Zabriski), came to ask if Monday’s lesson commenced at paragraph 69 or 70, and stayed ONE HOUR. She has just gone.
            Did you ever hear of such a discouraging series of events? It isn’t the big troubles in life that require character. Anybody can rise to a crisis and face a crushing tragedy with courage, but to meet the petty hazards of the day with a laugh—I really think that requires spirit.
            It’s the kind of character that I am going to develop. I am going to pretend that all life is just a game which I must play as skilfully and fairly as I can.
Daddy-Long-Legs 
First person epistolary coming-of-age novel 
by Jean Webster, 1912.
(A best-seller with over 1 million copies sold 
before the end of the decade.)

Daddy-Long-Legs
(Silent movie, 1919.)

He’s tall and thinnish with
a dark face all over lines . . . 
he has fourteen years’ start of me.’ 


Anyway, I put on my new hat and sat down and started reading that book Out of Africa. I’d read it already, but I wanted to read certain parts over again. I’d only read about three pages, though, when I heard somebody coming through the shower curtains. Even without looking up, I knew right away who it was. It was Robert Ackley, this guy that roomed right next to me. There was a shower right between every two rooms in our wing, and about eighty-five times a day old Ackley barged in on me. He was probably the only guy in the whole dorm, besides me, that wasn’t down at the game. He hardly ever went anywhere. He was a very peculiar guy. He was a senior, and he’d been at Pencey the whole four years and all, but nobody ever called him anything except “Ackley.” Not even Herb Gale, his own roommate, ever called him “Bob” or even “Ack.” If he ever gets married, his own wife’ll probably call him “Ackley.” He was one of these very, very tall, round-shouldered guyshe was about six fourwith lousy teeth. The whole time he roomed next to me, I never even once saw him brush his teeth. They always looked mossy and awful, and he damn near made you sick if you saw him in the dining room with his mouth full of mashed potatoes and peas or something. Besides that, he had a lot of pimples. Not just on his forehead or his chin, like most guys, but all over his whole face. And not only that, he had a terrible personality. He was also sort of a nasty guy. I wasn’t too crazy about him, to tell you the truth.

From the novel’s concluding epilogic paragraph . . . 
. . . [my brother] asked me what I thought about all this stuff I just finished telling you about. I didn't know what the hell to say. If you want to know the truth, I don't know what I think about it. I’m sorry I told so many people about it. About all I know is, I sort of miss everybody I told about. Even old . . . Ackley, for instance . . . It’s funny. Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
The Catcher in the Rye
First person testimonial coming-of-age novel
by J. D. Salinger, 1951.
(A best-seller with over 1.5 million copies sold
by the end of the decade.)

Giacommetiesque?
The Apotheosis of
J D Salinger.

(Published by
The San Diego Union-Tribune
two days after 
the writer’s death.)






Shadow of the Thin Man in Gender-Rôle-Reversal.

Ackerly and Ackley? A tribute? A homage? Is there a correlative? 
            Of course I cannot be sure.
            However, I am sure that to all appearances The Catcher in the Rye can be seen as a shadow novel whose sophomoric gender-rôle-reversal resonates decidedly with Daddy-Long-Legs insofar as there exist observable concordances congruent with certain recurrent motifs found in Salinger’s most characteristic pseudo-autographical works. 
            I’m thinking here of the reclusive ‘Daddy-Long-Legs’ himself, described as ‘. . . tall and thinnish with a dark face all over lines, and the funniest underneath smile that never quite comes through but just wrinkles up the corners of his mouth . . . he has fourteen years’ start of me. In other ways, though, he’s just an overgrown boy, and he does need looking after—he hasn’t any sense about wearing rubbers when it rains.’ 
            ‘Daddy-Long-Legs’, if you are not familiar with the novel, is an unseen wealthy New York benefactor so named by the young orphan girl in starched gingham whom he has chosen to fund through college. The name derives from her ‘fleeting impression of the man . . .’ glimpsed at the orphan asylum, consisting ‘. . . entirely of tallness . . .’ a shadow of a man that ‘. . . pictured grotesquely elongated legs and arms that ran along the floor and up the wall of the corridor.’ 
            The novel is composed wholly of the orphan girl’s letters to her unknown patron, written in a fresh slangy style, describing her daily student life, encouraged by ‘Daddy-Long-Legs’ who conveys through the Orphanage Superintendent the explanation for his beneficence. ‘The gentleman . . . believes that you have originality, and he is planning to educate you to become a writer.’


Homespun Confessions of Do-Gooding All-American Every-Teens.

The authoress of Daddy-Long-Legs was the grand-niece of Mark Twain so it is no surprise to learn that a literary lineage is considered by American critics to survive in her epistolary coming-of-age novel, a novel redolent of the homespun do-gooding moral choices enacted in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, a first person account by a boy of ‘thirteen or fourteen or along there.’  The novel is narrated by Huck:
            ‘You don’t know about me . . . but that ain’t no matter.’
            Compare sixteen-year-old Holden Caulfield in The Catcher in the Rye:
            ‘If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like . . .’
            Compare the eager seventeen-year-old orphan girl in starched gingham in Daddy-Long-Legs:  
            ‘Here I am! [at college.] . . . It seems queer to be writing letters to somebody you don’t know. It seems queer for me to be writing letters at all—I've never written more than three or four in my life, so please overlook it if these are not a model kind . . . But how can one be very respectful to a person who [is anonymous] . . . I might as well write letters to Dear Hitching-Post or Dear Clothes-Prop.’
            To her anonymous benefactor the orphan girl in starched gingham writes: ‘You have already given me such lots of things—everything I have, you know—that I don’t quite feel that I deserve extras. But I like them just the same. Do you want to know what I bought with my money? . . . A silver watch in a leather case to wear on my wrist and get me to recitations in time . . . I’m pretending to myself that . . . the watch is from father . . .


A Teenage Orphan with a Wrist Watch ‘Too Large for Her Slender Wrist’.

One is reminded of Salinger’s For Esmé with Love and Squalor. 
            ‘I happened to be looking at [thirteen-year-old orphan Esmé’s] enormous-faced, chronographic-looking wristwatch again. I asked if it had belonged to her [late] father. She looked down at her wrist solemnly. “Yes, it did,” she said.’ 
            Or . . .            
             Would you like me to write to you?’ she asked, with a certain amount of colour in her face. ‘I write extremely articulate letters for a person my . . . ’
            Or . . .
            Esmé gave me a long, faintly clinical look. ‘You have a dry sense of humour, haven’t you?’ she said–wistfully.
            Or . . . 
            ‘Usually, I'm not terribly gregarious,’ [Esmé] said, and looked over at me to see if I knew the meaning of the word. I didn’t give her a sign, though, one way or the other. ‘I purely came over because I thought you looked extremely lonely. You have an extremely sensitive face.’ I said she was right, that I had been feeling lonely, and that I was very glad she’d come over. [To which Esmé replies:] I’m training myself to be more compassionate.’
            For Jerome Salinger, the interplay between an orphaned adolescent girl and a man fourteen years her senior (Jervis) virtually corresponds to his own exchanges, as ‘Sergeant X’, with thirteen-year-old Esmé (if the fiction were truly a factual account, Salinger would have been 24-years-old when he met 13-year-old ‘Esmé’ on Saturday April 29 1944*). 
            In both accounts the callow earnestness of the two adolescent girls enchants their older male interlocutors who are portrayed as disillusioned idealists, prematurely aged yet devilishly attractive withal.  
            Such sentiments and characteristics identified in For Esmé with Love and Squalor certainly chime with those found in exchanges between the wrist-watch-wearing orphan girl and her cadaverous benefactor, Jervis Pendleton, in Daddy-Long-Legs:
            ‘. . . lots of very clever men get smashed up in Wall Street. But at least you will stay tall all your life! So I've decided to call you Dear Daddy-Long-Legs.’
            Across the decades following her death, it is almost as if Jean Webster were—in place of Jervis—describing Jerome (‘Sergeant X’), the laconic Dostoevski-quoting idealist who is branded by his corporal as looking ‘. . . like a goddam corpse. How much weight ya lose? How many pounds?’
            Both admirers of the girls are survivors of breakdowns: for Jerome it was recovery from ‘battle fatigue’; for Jervis, an outdoors man, it was recovery from pneumonia contracted when hunting (he clearly neglects to wear rubbers when it rains)**.      
            The coordinates shared by these two authors of classic first-person-coming-of-age narratives are, in my own view, uncanny:
            1)  The mantle of Mark Twain both authors wear.
            2)  The college dorms’ bêtes noiresAckerly and Ackley. 
            3)  The two sophomoric narrators characterised as runaways from school. 
            4)  The two tall cadaverous epistolary interlocutors of adolescent orphaned girls.
            5)  The mirrored pentasyllabic names of Jerome Salinger and Jervis Pendleton.
            6)  The morning-faced Pollyanna-ishness of the girls’ unalloyed optimism. 
            7)  The girls’ totemic wrist-watches signifying rites-of-passage out of girlhood. 
            8]  The preference of two New Yorker hebephiles for nymphic girls. 
            9]  Both Jerome and Jervis are mentors to apprentice teenage writers.
                  And more . . . 


Surrogate Fathers.

Of course, let me be the first to confess to my being a common lay reader and not an academic one. It’s just that these literary connections strike me as worthy of remark.
            As it is, I am not alone in zeroing in on the the symbol of Esmé’s ‘military-looking’ wrist watch’, which she mails to ‘Sergeant X’, transforming him into a Daddy-Long-Legs-like surrogate father to whom she writes.
            For Salinger, the consummation of this idolisation of developing young girls found its most perfect expression when, following his fan letter to 18-year-old Joyce Maynard upon publication of her article (An Eighteen Year Old Looks Back on Life) in The New York Times Magazine, she became his protégée and he became her Daddy-Long-Legs . . . a New York gentleman who persuades her to drop out of Yale in her freshman year and whose extra-curricula education he plans to oversee because he believes she has originality as a writer.
            The epistolary Salinger was fifty-three years of age.    
            Here’s a description of Salinger (circa 1950, aged thirty-one) by a Park Avenue girl-friend: ‘He came in, and he was very, very tall. Very thin. Elongated and attenuated, like a candlestick, a Giacometti statue, you know, not like a lantern. And he had these wonderful eyes, the colour of black coffee. Very intense. You could feel it suddenly, his extremely intense presence.’       
            Twenty-two years later, significantly, the cover photo for the NY Times magazine features Joyce wearing an oversized watch resembling the one on Esmé’s wrist that ‘Sergeant X’  remembers, recalling how he had wanted to ‘suggest that she try wearing it around her waist.’
             It’s an image that, rightly, literary theorists have fixated on. It’s a fetishised image that summons up the writer’s preoccupation with arresting time, a space to savour youth while its bloom remains, stainlessly uncharactered by the corruptibility of self regard.
             (Arrested time: It was a long time before X could . . . lift Esmé’s father’s wristwatch out of the box. When he did finally lift it out, he saw that its crystal had been broken in transit.’
             According to Salinger’s biographers (Salinger by David Shields and Shane Salerno, 2013), throughout Salinger’s life ‘he was fixed upon this pivot point between childhood and adulthood . . . He loved childhood, wanted to canonise it’ .
             Well put.
             Yet, may I suggest that such an apprehension, so evident in The Catcher in the Rye was planted long, long ago in the psyche of the All-American Girl by the authoress of Daddy-Long-Legs. 
            

Champions of Childhood Innocence

That both teenage narrators (of The Catcher in the Rye and of Daddy-Long-Legs) are the champions of a childhood innocence that cannot be saved from adulthood reveals a commonality that expresses an ultimately moral theme: in short, ‘I’m training myself to be more compassionate.’
            In The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield muses on the defencelessness of his kid sister, Phoebe: ‘Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody’s around—nobody big, I mean—except me. And I’m standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff—I mean if they’re running and they don’t look where they’re going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That’s all I’d do all day. I’d just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it’s crazy, but that’s the only thing I’d really like to be. I know it’s crazy.’
            In Daddy-Long-Legs, the orphaned letter-writer confesses the pain of her orphanhood, which once prompted her to run away: ‘It’s really awfully queer not to know what one is . . . wouldn’t you expect her to run away? I only ran four miles. They caught me and brought me back . . . Duty was the one quality that was encouraged. I don't think children ought to know the meaning of the word; it’s odious, detestable. They ought to do everything from love . . If I have five children, like Rousseau, I shan't leave them on the steps of a foundling asylum in order to insure their being brought up simply . . . Wait until you see the orphan asylum that I am going to be the head of! It’s my favourite play at night before I go to sleep. I plan it out to the littlest detail—the meals and clothes and study and amusements . . . But anyway, they are going to be happy. I think that every one, no matter how many troubles he may have when he grows up, ought to have a happy childhood to look back upon. And if I ever have any children of my own, no matter how unhappy I may be, I am not going to let them have any cares until they grow up.’



And then the day came, when the risk to remain tight in a bud
was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. 

                                                                                                 Anaïs Nin (circa 1947)



* Esmé, in her letter to ‘Sergeant X’, professes they first met on ‘April 30 1944’, yet that day was a Sunday, which could not be so, because ‘Sergeant X’ tells us they became acquainted in a teashop on a Saturday. April 29 1944 was a Saturday. She writes on June 7 1944: ‘I hope you will forgive me for having taken 38 days to begin our correspondence . . . ’ Can we, therefore, assume that: a) Esmé’s ‘wristwatch, a military-looking one that looked rather like a navigator’s chronograph’ is inaccurate? or b) the day they met was sacred in her memory, a Sunday-sort-of-day?; or c) the author has attempted to reproduce the effects of disordered time and memory experienced in the mind of an orphaned girl fixed on the ‘pivot point between childhood and adulthood’ and living, she admits, in ‘difficult days’? or d) the ‘talisman’ she sends is her own specific symbol of ‘squalor’ since the watch is, in actuality, smashed when she mails it, and it represents her own tragic orphaned state.



** Shades of maimed and blinded Mr Rochester and orphan, Jane Eyre. In fact, the orphan of Daddy-Long-Legs writes: ‘When I was reading about little Jane’s troubles in the charity school, I got so angry that I had to go out and take a walk.’

Kenneth Slawenski, the renowned biographer of Salinger, brings an entirely fresh perspective to contextual speculations.   

Kenneth Slawenski writes: Many of Salinger’s most significant characters were (at least initially) based on real people. It’s likely that the character of Esmé was based upon Salinger’s fiancé at the time he wrote the story. She was an especially serious-minded 18-year-old, born in England, and Salinger was so extremely devoted to her at the time as to make it unimaginable that she had not been the primary inspiration for Esmé’s character. 
             Ackley’s origin is a simpler matter. Salinger went to boarding school with a Richard Ackley. I’m not sure why Salinger picked on his luckless classmate but poor Ackley complained bitterly of his depiction for decades. 
             I’ve noticed the date discrepancy in ‘For Esmé’. Salinger’s stories teem with dates and numbers and it wouldn’t be his only chronological error—he made a few when building the Glass series. It just might be that: a simple mistake. But I tend to agree that there’s something more to it—and that it’s full meaning was probably known to Salinger alone. Looking at Salinger’s life, the choice of dates is interesting. Salinger would not have been aimlessly walking the streets of Tiverton on either day. Friday, April 28 was the date of Operation Tiger, one of the most horrific events in Salinger’s life. Could the choice of dates represent a search for solace regarding that event/memory? Isn’t ‘For Esmé’ actually a story divided in three (if we count the unseen but very-present war in between)? Could Esmé have brought about a measure of resurrection we often associate with Sunday?
             They’re fascinating questions. And I believe that Salinger, despite his protestations, would have enjoyed that we’re considering them. Why else would he have included so much symbolism into his work? But sometimes we’re left still not knowing. And I think he’d enjoy that, too.

Kenneth Slawenski’s scholarly writings on The Catcher in the Rye may be read at his site dedicated to the life and works of J.D. Salinger at http://www.deadcaulfields.com/

Unborn America . . . the American Nobility, part 1.

Postscript (21.11.2016) Despite the numerous open-ended possibilities for interpretations adumbrated in the foregoing commentaries, there remain – I am prepared to admit – residual suspicions as to the sentiments (contra-Lolita) that prompt the seeming willingness of the New World to be seduced by the Old World in For Esmé - with Love and Squalor
‘My first name is Esmé. I don’t think I shall tell you my full name, for the moment. I have a title and you may just be impressed by titles.’ 
Just think, the lines that follow were composed in the year of Salinger’s birth. They are from the penultimate couplet of An American Nobility (dedicated to Unborn America) and would seem to be an exhortation to the impressionable to resist the siren voices of an outworn patricianate.
Americans! direct your destiny!
Build of yourselves a New Nobility!
 
One wonders whether the the author of An American Nobility had in mind the Noble Order’ of  the Knights of Labor, the workers organization that in mid-1880s claimed a membership of 700,000.
 
Note: If any citizen of the United States shall accept, claim, receive or retain, any title of nobility or honor, or shall, without the consent of Congress, accept and retain any present, pension, office or emolument of any kind whatever, from any emperor, king, prince or foreign power, such person shall cease to be a citizen of the United States, and shall be incapable of holding any office of trust or profit under them, or either of them 
Titles of Nobility Amendment,               
The United States Constitution.            
 



Proto-Holden postscript (1) – 24.03.2017.

A recent citation to which my attention has been drawn reveals an interesting proto-Holden passage in Charles A Fenton’s contemporaneous account of flying as a tail-gunner in World War II, published 1945.***
He remembered that phoney prep. school. You had to go there, or something like it, if your father were a would-be captain of industry. They taught you bad manners and what clothes to wear and the superiority of your class. But if you were lucky you had in the four years perhaps one intelligent master, and you discovered Hemingway***and Keats and the dusty charm of history books. You had splendid long talks at night with your friends and decided you were the true lost generation. He wondered about that. Perhaps a part of every generation was lost.
***   From You’ll Get No Promotion by Charles A Fenton in Penguin Parade published 1945.
**** Charles A Fenton, author of The Apprenticeship of Ernest Hemingway; The Best Short Stories of World War II: an American Anthology; and Stephen Vincent Benét: The Life and Times of an American Man of Letters, 1898-1943.

 

Proto-Holden postscript (2) – 21.06.2022.

Another citation for sardonic prep school ennui may be found in A Ballad of Love by Frederic Prokosch (1960). Consider this passage:
He’s terribly unhappy. He’s thought of suicide. Many a time. He told me so.’
     ‘Well, I don’t blame him. I’d cut my jugular if were Latimer.’ 
     The sun shone on our faces and the scent of hawthorn hung over us: it seemed like an embodiment, a distillation of all the aromas of youth: the nameless yearnings, the dark cunning, the haunted pride, the hovering expectancy, with just a hint of something predatory and homicidal.

 
 

Superman: honorary prole – American Nobility part 2, postscript 11.08.2019

The veneration of an alien nobility – and desire for its knightly puissance – which appears to pervade the American psyche is seemingly also reflected in another literary production: the comicbook Superman mythos whose protagonist is the messianic son of a hierarch from a distant planet, Krypton, raised as the son of man (farm folk, Jonathan and Martha Kent) in Smallville, Kansas. That this literary invention (Joseph Shuster and Jerry Siegel) is virtually contemporaneous with the gestation of Salinger’s For Esmé with Love and Squalor surely points to a predictable collective unconscious sparking the imaginations of these writers that cleaves to familiar prophetic archetypes drawn from memories of ancient scriptures . . .  the ‘outworn patricianate’ forewarned in the American Nobility (1920), see above. 

So droit de seigneur or noblesse oblige? For more remarks on the chivalric code of the British Isles, see Lord Lucan:
https://catherineeisnerfrance.blogspot.com/2016/02/lord-lucan-case-of-long-overdue.html


Superman overpowers Hitler's Minister of Propaganda Goebbels
to ring the Liberty Bell over Nazi Radio Berlin.
(Superman comic, #26 January-February 1944,
published two months before ‘Sergeant X’ encounters
the aristocratic Esmé in April in Devon, England.
Salinger’s For Esmé with Love and Squalor.)


Catherine Eisner believes passionately in plot-driven suspense fiction, a devotion to literary craft that draws on studies in psychoanalytical criminology and psychoactive pharmacology to explore the dark side of motivation, and ignite plot twists with unexpected outcomes. 
see Eisner’s Sister Morphine (2008)
(where the counterespionage operations of Stoneburgh may be read in Red Coffee)
and Listen Close to Me (2011)

Sunday, 23 February 2014

Literary Car Wrecks: Causality in Two Curious Cases of Gynæphobia and Beetlemania

Denton Welch                             Patrick Hamilton

Can one inciting incident in a feted writer’s life warp his emotional responses such that they tend towards misogyny or, as critically, towards mechanophobia? 

Well, yes. If the causal agent in the causal chain is a careless motor car driver and the writer suffers a near-fatal collision and, moreover, the motor car driver is a woman or a drunk, or both.

In the early 1930s two writers met such a misfortune, playwright and novelist, Patrick Hamilton, and artist and pseudoautobiographical novelist, Denton Welch, a misfortune that left both men emotionally and bodily scarred, their imaginations tormented by the reality of shattered self-image, dashed hopes and impaired physical integrity. 

In January 1932, while out for a walk in Earls Court, Hamilton was hit by a motor car steered by a drunk driver, and dragged through the street. Hamilton suffered severe facial disfigurement and injuries to his limbs, which were to leave him profoundly self-conscious, lamed and insecure. This event hastened the heavy drinking that would end in the chronic melancholic alcoholism that destroyed him before he reached old age.

Three years after Hamilton’s catastrophe, on June 9th, 1935, a Whitsun Bank Holiday weekend, Welch – aged twenty – was also hit by a motor car. A careless woman driver. He was thrown from his bicycle. His spine was fractured and he never fully recovered from the injury, enduring recurring, agonising pain, from which he would suffer until his early death, at the age of thirty-three.

Burroughsian sticky white milk oozing from wounded trees?

William Burroughs was not alone in admiring the literary art that sprang from Denton’s precocious pen, perforce held by an invalid’s hand . . . Edith Sitwell and EM Forster were early fans. It’s easy to see why.
 
But Burroughsian? Certainly, the sensuality of Denton’s descriptions and hallucinatory tight focus on surface texture recall exhibits brought back from LSD trips by explorers of inner space; q.v. an hallucinatory drug-induced freakout I can vouchsafe is the real article; see http://catherineeisnerfrance.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/freakout.html

Consider this self portrait, after Denton bathes in a river, for instance. (I have rendered the passage from In Youth is Pleasure in the first person.)
At last I dragged myself out and lay down on the bank in the sun. I took off my coat and looked with interest at the Greek sculpture effect which had been caused by my thin wet shirt clinging to my ribs and pectoral muscles. I admired myself. My body looked stronger and bigger, half revealed through folds of clammy cotton. My nipples showed like little icicle points, or tiny mountains on a wide rolling plain.
It’s true. Cut-ups from The Naked Lunch are not dissimilar from glittering fragments a thieving magpie might snatch from Welch’s solipsistic observational art. And choice phrases of his would not seem out of place in drug-fuelled chronicles from the Summer of Love had they been penned some three decades later.

Yet, regrettably, in Welch’s epicene effusions we cannot escape from noticing a peculiar gaucherie that pervades the bildungsroman exuberances; a preciosity overcome by jejunity.  A specific fixation emerges, as a bi-product of arrested development that is the necessary concomitant of invalidism in youth, as these passages from Maiden Voyage (1943) and In Youth is Pleasure (1944) demonstrate. More worryingly, they are hyperphobic in their intensity:
I did not like to see the rubber trees bleeding their milk into little tins strapped to their trunks. It made me remember a nightmare.
    I once found myself in a narrow, squalid street where people jostled me and threw their filth into the gutters. Suddenly I came upon a woman lying on the pavement, her head propped against a wall. She was crying hopelessly and whining and groaning through her tears.


    As I looked down my eyes focused on a great steel hat-pin. A shock of horror ran through me. The hat-pin pierced her left breast, the head and point appearing on each side of the globe of flesh. At her slightest movement milk spurted from the wounds, splashing her clothes and falling on her skin in white bubbles. I passed on, too dazed to think until I had reached the end of the road.
 
    Now in the rubber plantation at Singapore I remembered this dream again. I turned away from the sticky white milk oozing into the cups from the wounded trees. I waited in the car for the others, and when they had seen enough we drove over the red roads to the hotel where we were going to have lunch.
. . .
At the far end of the cave a low passage seemed to lead still deeper into the heart of the rock. Orvil went up and stood staring into the narrow tunnel. Tremors passed through him. He gulped, and gave a small involuntary skip of excitement. He began to walk down the tunnel as delicately as if great danger waited for him at the other end. Gently he turned the handle of another, much smaller door, then blazed his torch into the darkness beyond. 
    At first he did not take in fully what he saw. There, just opposite him, lying on a carved stone couch against the wall, were Charles and Aphra. Aphra’s dress had slipped down and one of her full breasts lay outside, cushioned on the folds of midnight velvet. Charles had his lips to the large coral nipple. He lay utterly relaxed against Aphra, his arms stretched out above his head to encircle her neck. Their eyes were shut; they seemed wonderfully peaceful and oblivious. 
    But it was only for a moment that Orvil saw them like this. The next instant Aphra sat up and blinked her eyes in fear and surprise. Her hand darted to her dress. Charles turned savagely and shook back his hair. He was about to spring to his feet.
    This brought Orvil to his senses. He flicked off the torch at once, then turned and ran.
. . .
He slowed down to a gentle pace and reconstructed the extraordinary scene in the inner grotto. Again he saw Charles and Aphra lying together on the stone couch. He blamed Aphra severely for not finding someone better to lie withsome very fine man . . .
    Suddenly the extraordinary idea came to him that Aphr
a had been feeding Charles, pretending that he was her baby. Once having imagined this, Orvil could not rid his mind of the grotesque picture. It hung before his eyes, growing and fading, and growing again. He saw Charles’s lips and Aphra’s breasts swelling and diminishing, like rubber objects first filled with air and then deflated. He saw jets of milk, and fountains pouring down.
    As usual, when any thought gnawed at him, he shook his head violently; but nothing changed. The frightening vignette, like something seen through a keyhole, still hung in the air.
. . . 
[Later, swimming . . .] As she came up gasping and spluttering, her eyes shut, Orvil saw the greenish shadowed valley between her big white breasts. The sight shocked him. He thought of Aphra in the grotto. He saw a hairless white camel in the desert. He was riding on its back, between the humps. They were not really humps but Constance’s breasts, or miniature volcanoes with holes at the top, out of which poured clouds of milky-white smoke, and sometimes long, thin, shivering tongues of fire. . . .
Incurable gynæphobia, indeed. Yet to me, more poignantly, the following lush, painterly recollection (from Maiden Voyage) contains a subliminal heartache, an elegiac hankering for the carefree days of able-bodied youth, a youth snatched from him on that inauspicious day in 1935, as he bicycled ‘. . . along a straight wide road, keeping close to the kerb, not looking behind or bothering about the traffic at all . . .’ and rode ‘. . . into a great cloud of agony and sickness.’ (A Voice Through a Cloud.)
Blue napkins, blue china and deep blue glass made me half expect blue food. But the caviare, from Siberia, was as black and glistening and as like oiled ball-bearings as ever.
The pathos of this description can perhaps be appreciated most only by an inveterate bicyclist of Denton’s generation whose dedicated maintenance routines included regular oil-baths for bearings-assemblies such as a bike’s axle hubs and steering column.   

As to the homoerotic subtext detected in Welch’s overwrought themes, I record here an extract from a keynote episode, composed in the sensuous prose for which he is justly celebrated (When I Was Thirteen, 1944). 
I kept very still, and he tied it [the neck-tie] tightly and rapidly with his hands. He gave the bows a little expert jerk and pat. His eyes had a very concentrated, almost crossed look and I felt him breathing down on my face. All down the front our bodies touched featherily; little points of warmth came together. The hard boiled shirts were warmed dinner-plates.
(Incidentally, when as a teenager I attended Brighton General Hospital as an outpatient, the brown-coated porter, who would wheel in the tea-urn trolley before the nurses’ shift began, happened to be Eric Oliver, the lover of Denton Welch and executor of his literary estate; Eric was regarded as quite a colourful character by the nurses.) 

In rereading Welch’s fictionalised autobiographical writings, I am struck by a singular thought: In Denton, semi-paralysed in arrested adolescence, have we found the Ur-Holden Caulfield, do you suppose? Just consider the thematic similarities: the menacing locker-room rituals of exclusive private schools (Repton versus Pencey Prep); the running away from crass schoolboy bullying as a callow act of rebellion; the encounters with red-light low-life; the hypersensitivity to ‘phoneyness’ . . . I could go on.

Certainly, British English literature can claim Denton as a precursor of the WASP adolescent sensibility – never mind that some questionable writings of his remain fey and effete and, for many admirers, his candour will be lauded as the authentic voice of teenage angst and, it must be added, lauded as the more authentic for its being rendered in a voice that never broke.


Hamilton’s Beetlemania – the Land of Coleoptera.

Another Sitwell patron/littérateur figures in the parallel lives of Welch and Hamilton, insofar as Osbert Sitwell, the brother of poetess Edith, was Patrick’s pal, and a baronet who never concealed his curiosity for the mores of Patrick’s early family life observed from the upper middle class gentility of a terraced mansion in Hove.

That life, as has been well-documented, was darkened by the oppressive shadow of the chronic alcoholism that consumed Patrick’s tyrannical father, a serial adulterer and a fraud.

Patrick, too, fell prey to heavy drinking, a dependency that became more problematic following the injuries he received in 1932 . . . a traumatic event that damned him to a lifelong hatred of the motor car and coloured his writings in the years that followed.

His motor accident first appeared in his work after he added a mindless, drunken hit-and-run episode to his novel, The Siege of Pleasure, before its late 1932 publication (the middle segment of his trilogy, Twenty Thousand Streets Under the Sky, 1935). A reworking of this episode on the perils of driving under the influence may be discovered in his radio play, To the Public Danger, in which a fickle girl rejects her boyfriend for a drunken high-speed car-ride with a rogue heedless of the threat to life.

Thereafter, the obsessive nature of his hatred can be tracked through key extracts from his novels; particularly, Hangover Square, and the sociopathic heartlessness of Peter the Fascist, in a passage that blends a love of heavy drinking and a Marxist loathing of Fascism with a disgust for the motorist:
He [George Harvey Bone] sat there, smoking and drinking with them, and not saying a word. He knew they would be reconciled. He knew they all loved Chamberlain and fascism and Hitler, and that they would be reconciled. Finally they became maudlin . . .
   ‘Well, I think I’m right,’ said Peter. ‘I’ve been to jail for it, anyway!’ And he laughed in his nasty, moustachy way . . .
    ‘I have been in jail twice, to be precise,’ said Peter, lighting another cigarette, and suddenly employing a large, pompous professorial tone. ‘On one occasion for socking a certain left-winger a precise and well deserved sock in the middle of his solar plexus, and on the other for a minor spot of homicide with a motor-car . . . ’
Not surprisingly, then, it is to Patrick Hamilton we owe perhaps the most famous passage in English literature to prophesy the Age of the Car.

It is found in Hamilton’s Ralph Gorse Trilogy whose fleeing conman-killer protagonist drives unconsciously ‘. . . not into the middle of England – but into the middle of the Land of Coleoptera (the rather sinister name for beetles used by serious students of insects).’   

The concluding chapter of Hamilton’s novel (Part II of his trilogy) has been described as a new Book of Revelations and itemises, with the biblical sonorities of a seer, a roll-call of all marques from the grievous plague of automobiles that covers the face of the whole earth, so that the land is darkened  . . .
. . . There were large, stately, black beetles – small, red, dashing (almost flying) beetles – and medium-sized grey, blue, white, brown, yellow, green, orange, cream, maroon, and black, black, black and again black-beetles.
. . . And in such swarms they still got into frantic muddles and obstructed each other – Ford arguing with Hillman, Alfa-Romeo with Bentley, Swift with Sunbeam, Talbot with Wolseley, Alvis with Buick, Cadillac with Fiat, Essex with Chrysler, Hispano-Suiza with Citroën, Austin with Bean, Daimler with Hupmobile, Lagonda with Lincoln, Morris-Cowley with Humber, Morris-Oxford with Studebaker, Vauxhall with Triumph, Standard with Riley, Packard with Singer, Rover with Bugatti, Star with Beardmore, Rolls Royce with Armstrong Siddeley, and Peugot with Invicta – to say nothing of obscure conflicts between the Amilcar, Ansaldo, Arrol-Aster, Ascot, Ballot, Beverley Barnes, Brocklebank, Calthorpe, Charron, Chevrolet, Delage, Delahaye, Erskine, Excelsior, Franklin, Frazer Nash, Gillett, Gwynne, Hotchkiss, Hudson, Imperia, Italia, Jordan, Jowett, Lanchester, Lancia, Marmon, Mercedes, Opel, Overland-Whippet, Panhard-Levassor, Peerless, Renault, Rhode, Salmson, Stutz, Trojan, Turner, Unic, Vermorel, Vulcan, Waverley and Willys-Knight.
. . . In this nightmare of Coleoptera only two sorts of beetle retained any dignity or charm. These – the lumbering Omnibus and Lorry – were very large, very helpful and for the most part smooth-tempered. 
. . . (All the other beetles had begun to kill men, women and children at a furiously increasing pace – practically at random.)
‘Practically at random.’ It was the soulless randomness of their injuries, the pointlessness, the mechanised stupidity of the modern world that places lethal machines in the hands of the feckless, that Patrick Hamilton and Denton Welch never forgave.




Catherine Eisner believes passionately in plot-driven suspense fiction, a devotion to literary craft that draws on studies in psychoanalytical criminology and psychoactive pharmacology to explore the dark side of motivation, and ignite plot twists with unexpected outcomes. Within these disciplines Eisner’s fictions seek to explore variant literary forms derived from psychotherapy and criminology to trace the traumas of characters in extremis. Compulsive recurring sub-themes in her narratives examine sibling rivalry, rivalrous cousinhood, pathological imposture, financial chicanery, and the effects of non-familial male pheromones on pubescence, 
and Listen Close to Me (2011)