Thursday 18 February 2016

Stoneburgh Spy Campus (Part 7): Criminal Psychogeography and Sexual Blackmail.

‘The French say there’s only one good thing to come out of Belgium and that’s the train to Paris.’
There was a ripple of appreciative laughter.
That was the opening salvo launched by Professor Hans-Jürgen Weissener (Stoneburgh Military Academy’s senior lecturer on politico-criminalistics) as I slipped into the lecture theatre with other latecomers and sought an empty seat at the rear of the aisle.
I observed that the lecture was well attended by top brass from Chatham House, supported by Intelligence specialists from associated Defence Staff Colleges and the Royal United Services Institute, who’d wedged in behind our NIGs (New Intake Group); it is a long-standing tradition that the IOC (Intelligence Operations Course) of their first semester kicks off with Weissener’s keynote address.
‘Consider this. Whether it’s Brussels or Liège or Molenbeek, from Zeebrugge to the Ardennes a comatose officialdom is perceived as tolerating a haven for paedophilia and child procuration in high places . . .  in other words – for those initiates new to the arcana of countersubversion operations – this host country, in which Nato and the European Union have each planted their strategic headquarters, grants hostile intelligence services the optimum conditions needful for their ideal hunting grounds productive of subornation and sexual blackmail . . .  specifically, the setting of honey-traps to ensnare corruptible prominent public officials privy to the secrets of the defence of the West.’
The darkened auditorium had grown silent. Inwardly, I registered a twinge of apprehension as I became aware that a decidedly unsavoury topic was to be essayed, which, to my certain knowledge, the professor had not hitherto broached for the IOC curriculum. I feared a challenge from the floor, and suddenly felt compelled to continue recording in my notebook his dark thoughts verbatim.



Necessity has no law.

And, yes, you’re right, I was thereby breaking the Chatham House Rule but, in my view, in this case, Necessitas non habet legem . . .
‘At such a grim prospect, it is our duty to reacquaint ourselves with the fundamentals of the Psychogeography of Espionage . . . because the dedicated agent in search of treachery would be wise to seek out those raffish haunts where the unwary rub shoulders with the demimonde: cafés, cocktail lounges, pubs, night clubs, private members’ drinking dens, shady second-rate hotels, Turkish baths, massage parlours, even the theatre crush bar . . . particularly the crush bar* . . .  since it is precisely at these places the targets of the hostiles are known to be stalked.’


Blackmailers’ tawdry haunts.
 
A safety-light on the dais glinted on the professor’s spectacles so we could not see his eyes.


Sybaritic Temptations on the Cheating Side of Town.

‘And don’t let us pretend we are unaware of the likely characteristics of the person of interest destined for an undercover sting. An embassy aide is invariably the most vulnerable candidate . . . from chargés d’affaires and junior attachés and cipher clerks to diplomatic couriers and the lower levels of office functionary, these are the opposition targets on our watch list – sheltered by the confidentiality of the diplomatic pouch – whose night-time pleasure-grounds secretly harbour the illicit activities that are their undoing.
‘Their own veniality is their downfall – and here’s a strange thing – there is an almost laughable predictability in the manner in which old hands in the diplomatic game will induct a new arrival – in his first foreign posting – with the customary guided tour of notorious fleshpots known for decades to generations of agents as a fledgling’s rite of passage on the Cheating Side of Town.
‘Few lines of enquiry are more fruitful than immersion in such a promising psychogeography, with the additional proviso that inclusion as a professed insider on the guest-lists of exclusive private parties – not to say orgiastic wild parties [nervous laughter] – will advance an agent’s penetration of a target’s private life more than any imposture as an habitué of louche nightspots ever will . . . soused or sober.’
There was a murmur of approval from the ranks. Any suggestion of a bar bill written off on expenses was reason enough for the half-attentive, drill-weary NIGs to snap alert and punch the air.



Party-goers with Outré Predilections.

Professor Weissener paused only to draw breath – and draw water from a carafe – before, undiscomposed, he sped on.
‘But if – as psychogeographers – we are to seek today for typical sites of such sexual predation, to uncover the hidden nexus between hostile agents and the emissaries of political power, then, in all candour, I must direct you to look at those monuments to anonymity built in the interwar years . . . cities-within-cities . . . I speak, of course, of the urban mansion blocks so fashionable in the 1930s – complexes of over one thousand self-contained apartments – built on the scale of ocean-going liners . . . and, like such luxury cruise ships – composed, as they are, of state rooms and steerage – these mammoth blocks of flats continue to afford infinite opportunities for clandestine pleasure-seekers to cross, unnoticed, the class divide and – figuratively speaking – mingle with the upper and the lower decks.’
The professor was now speaking without notes and had evidently hit his stride.
‘Coming nearer to our own day and current target locations I can find no better example than the monolithic Thames-side mansion blocks of London SW1. [Two visiting VIPs muttered with distinct unease.] Actors, playwrights, novelists, journalists, civil servants, peers, members of parliaments, call girls – and, indeed, certain intelligence personnel and nomenklatura from both sides of the Iron Curtain – have made these fortress-like communal dwelling places their home, addresses often known by us to be a magnet for discreet party-goers of more outré predilections, as well as politicians taking lodgings convenient for late-night sittings at Westminster . . . not to mention their convenience for nocturnal assignations involving certain other unnameable late-night recumbent attitudes.’ [Cue ill-repressed sniggers from the young NIGs.]
A brass hat harrumphed, and Colonel Rees-Sholter (director of T-FECS, the Task-Force for European Co-operation and Security) blew his nose with a theatrical flourish that made his displeasure unmistakably known.
‘I have no intention to moralise, but the fact that such places once harboured the traitor Lord Haw-Haw and fascist Oswald Moseley, and boasted as tenants the goodtime girls who precipitated the scandals that brought down Profumo – our Secretary of State for War, no less – is an illustration analogous to the evident threats our security services must confront in continental Europe.’
An eager young cadet raised his hand with the alacrity of a swot.
‘Wasn’t John Vassall – the naval spy, sir, who worked for the Soviets – arrested in that block at Apartment 807?’
‘Lamentably, that is correct, and my regret is intensified by the thought that in the very heart of London’s elite, expertly concealed in a secret drawer, was found not only a Praktina document-copying camera but a subminiature Minox with exposed 35mm cassettes recording over one-hundred-and-seventy classified Admiralty and Nato documents . . . the simple truth being that this clerical grade civil servant, who lived in high style on a modest pay rate while unaccountably possessed of wardrobes of bespoke Savile Row suits and made-to-measure gentleman’s silk shirts, had been sexually compromised by a Soviet provocateur when on the staff – may I remind you – of the Naval Attaché at the British embassy in Moscow. A classic blackmail fit-up of drunken revels with our dupe drugged and stripped and photographed in the naked embraces of homo-eroticists hired by the KGB.’
Another thunderous harrumph from a VIP was a hint with a crowbar that the professor studiously ignored.


London’s Fortress of Anonymity 1938
‘State rooms and steerage.’

Potential for Extortion in Continental Europe. 

‘So,’ Weissener continued grimly, ‘at a time of extraordinary upheaval in continental Europe and the prospect of mass movements of DPs [displaced persons], not unlike the crises of refugees and human trafficking at the close of two world wars, it can be here recorded as a fact of immense significance that such turbulent anarchic conditions are charged with the potential to sustain the unrestrained abuse of power, conditions which could become – if indeed they have not already become – the forcing-ground for child abduction and sex-slave rings and prostitution and extortion on a scale unseen since the first half of the last century.
There is no more insidious peril, in my own view, than that now menacing Europe’s supranational administrative institutions – located in the heartland of Belgium – and there is no more striking exemplification of that perilous state than the continuing historic recurrence of disturbingly characteristic crime scenes that define a unique psychogeography, a gravitational attraction that has warped a culture to contemplate unimaginable acts of sexual depravity, which over time have become symptomatic of a troubled nation . . . a nation tainted by multiple child kidnappings and the rape, torture, incarceration and serial murder of abducted young girls, a scandal of blackmail and sordid cover-ups allegedly implicating officials of the most senior rank at the highest levels of pan-European governance, judiciary and the political class.’
A brooding silence had descended on the gathering and Colonel Rees-Sholter** rose abruptly – his face had darkened, I noticed – and he withdrew hurriedly by the rear exit.


‘. . . attracts them with the prospect of gaudy aperitifs and pastries.’

‘Institutionalised’ Tolerance of the Molestation of Underage Girls.

Professor Weissener, Stoneburgh Academy’s most respected authority on Soviet counter-espionage and subversion, riffled through his notes to the final page.
‘That such all-pervading corruption of the sexually-compromised can be exploited by adversaries hostile to Europe’s democratic rule of law is a demonstrable fact, as my earlier cited cases indicate, but allow me to call your attention to some past occurrences of crime black spots – in this case those crime scenes re-emergent in the city of Liège that may be seen to inform the recurrences in the national psyche I refer to.’
Professor Weissener fixed his eye pointedly on Rees-Sholter’s empty chair and his mouth tightened with a bitter resolve.
‘This is no place to provoke controversy but I intend to do no more than view the facts. Facts that reveal what I would call a civic society’s “institutionalised” tolerance of the molestation of underage girls, dating back almost a century.
‘And may I say I speak on the incontestable authority of a venerated master criminologist, Nobel Prize nominee, and member of Brussels’s Royal Academy of French Language and Literature, who in his recollections of his schooldays writes quite nonchalantly about the seduction of underage schoolgirls in the parish of Saint-Pholien in the Outremeuse district of Liège at the time of the First World War.
‘As a schoolboy, he was acquainted with a sinister matricidal, homicidal second-hand bookseller, ponce and blackmailer, under the protection of the kommandantur of the occupying Germans, who bought school textbooks from the schoolboy for resale to fellow pupils. This bookseller . . .  

. . . used to stop young girls in the street and take them into his shop with its shutters closed . . . I can still hear the hoarse voice of a little girl, the daughter of a fruit and vegetable merchant: ‘You shouldn’t have let it happen!’ [With the response.] ‘He would have denounced me to the Germans . . .’ [At the same time in Liège, a pimp known to this memoirist . . .  while renting] a small pied-à-terre not far from the Girls Middle School, looks out for the pupils at the exit and attracts them with the prospect of gaudy aperitifs and pastries.
‘Later, in the early 1920s, the German mark catastrophically falls, in the “dizzy period” of hyperinflation when, as this informant remembers, “you counted marks in millions and billions.”
‘The exchange rate of the mark and franc meant Belgians crossing the border on the “Swindlers’ trains” to Cologne on wild shopping sprees saw “the prices changed every hour while you shopped . . .”
The memoirist is unjudgemental when he records . . .

And the women! . . . And the lads who looked for you, near the [railway] stations, to introduce you to their little sister! [From this eminent Belgian writer there are no more agonies of exculpation than . . . ] Should we seek an explanation in the times? Are there periods of more intense ferment or moments when unhealthy trends are occurring? . . . It was a time, please remember, when they arrested all the pupils in a secondary school because a little girl was dead, a little girl who had been taken off somewhere by her brother with some boys and used by them all as a source of experiences . . . a time when not a day passed without the suicide of an adolescent . . . . Under the [German] occupation, had the [bookseller] been able to satisfy without fear his passion for not yet pubescent girls?. . . satisfying his libido . . . in the back of the shop . . .  [Under the occupation] they taught us to cheat, swindle and lie . . . they taught us to take advantage of shady corners . . . 
Weissener unfolded a large handkerchief and, as he mopped his brow, surreptitiously wiped a tear from his eye. As I have mentioned in my earlier despatches, the professor was formerly an agent for the German Federal Intelligence Service, and he had once told me his father’s family had lost a fortune in savings in the disastrous crash of devalued currency that followed the First World War.

‘Should we seek an explanation in the times?
Are there periods of more intense ferment . . .’ 

A Little White Slave Trading.

‘So, in my own view,’ the professor’s voice was hoarse with suppressed emotion, ‘the conclusion is irresistible. Morally numbed by the decadence of post-war licentiousness, this Belgian Nobel Prize nominee as a witness to Belgian history is revealed as cooly unjudgemental in his regard for his friend, the pimp. For, as he concedes, the pimp in those amoral times was in the business of “a little white slave trading” and “capable of persuading a sentimental young girl to take a ship for the Americas . . . when all is said and done it’s all horribly banal.” ’
The safety light on the dais began to flicker urgently, and I saw the colonel making a ‘cut-throat’ gesture through the glass panel of the exit door. Weissener grimaced.
‘I am reminded that my allotted time is running away, so I shall hastily “fast forward” to the present day to ask the abrupt question, a question I continue to ask myself: “Is it true that there are, as our Belgian informant reminds us, unhealthy trends persisting that manifest themselves in the locus of a criminal psychogeography?*** And should we map those recurrences as an aid to our operations in counter-subversion?” You, as cautious and practical thinkers, will I am certain pursue the answer to this quandary calmly and dispassionately . . . for the persistence of a collective memory of degenerate criminality is one that warrants the most profound and extended study.

‘And I am uttering no special pleading with the false quantity of a shallow poignancy when I tell you now that, just a decade ago, in Liège, not more than a kilometer away, across the Meuse, from the church of Saint-Pholien – the neighbourhood of our Belgian belle-lettrist’s unprincipled reminiscences of prewar condoned child molestation – the bodies of two young schoolgirls no older than ten were discovered in a storm drain, raped and strangled. 
   ‘Might I add, I have it on good authority that Belgians are rated the worst drivers in Europe. By extension, then, defiance of convention may well come easily to them. (Nervous laughter from the floor.)
‘As I outlined at the beginning of my address, our purpose as psychogeographers and criminal profilers today is to continue to identify and monitor such urban sites of sexual predation and blackmail, to uncover the hidden nexus between hostiles and their potential victims in our pursuance of unconditionally denying predators the least opportunity for the vile exploitation of female sexual subjugation.’

At which point Professor Weissener, clearly keyed up by his distressing subject matter, bowed and sat down to be greeted with a cautious scattering of applause.

Stolen childhoods . . . adult toys from
Au Printemps Jouets 1916

The Stoneburgh Rule.

Only afterwards did I have certain reservations in defying the Stoneburgh Rule of Non-Disclosure with my intention to reproduce those unspoken passages of the professor’s notes that he had earlier asked me, as an NRG (Non Regular Personnel), to study for considerations of conformance to propriety, compassion and good taste.
  On the penultimate page of his lecture notes, he wrote: ‘When you consider that the great-grandfather of the brother-in-law of Her Majesty the present Queen photographed prepubescent schoolgirls covertly in Kensington, catching them unawares with his sly 45-degree camera, and the implications of the legitimacy of his possessing an estimated 30,000 images, some got with dubious motive, I am 
❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚ . . . ’ [Redacted by SMA webmaster.]

For Professor Weissener’s recent increasingly jaundiced views on the political convulsions in continental Europe, see: 
http://catherineeisnerfrance.blogspot.co.uk/2016/01/stoneburgh-spy-campus-bar-please-burn.html



STOP-PRESS 28.02.2016 Professor Weissener has just telephoned me with news that London’s Sunday Times has today exposed the BND (Germany’s equivalent of MI6, their Federal Intelligence Service the Bundesnachrichtendienst) for placing one of Britain’s Privy Councillors (and the EU’s former foreign policy chief) under electronic surveillance. ‘Beware,’ Weissener cautions, ‘have a care when you throw out the trash; the snoops are delving into every garbage bin.’

STOP-PRESS 19.09.20
The Times reports Former British Diplomat Accused of Spying in Brussels: Belgium’s State Security Service warned of the threat stemming from foreign powers in the areas of interference and espionage. The report stated that because Belgium was home to both Nato’s headquarters and the EU ‘the scale of the threat is disproportionately big for a small country of barely 30,000 square kilometres and 11.5 million inhabitants.’



* A Bad Case  (2015), page 95, Inducement, see below . . . 
** Sister Morphine (2008), page 219, Red Coffee. A description of an encounter with Rees-Sholter is a candid snapshot: The colonel’s complexion was bibulous. The eyes that met and challenged hers were fierce and violet-blue but, fortunately, he preferred excessively young women so they got straight down to essentials brusquely. See below . . .
*** This reputation as a ‘locus of a criminal psychogeography‘ is actually reaffirmed by a recent Belgian-French ‘Simenonesque’ crime movie set in the environs of Liège, La Fille Inconnue (2016), directed by the Dardenne brothers, in which a Liégeois procures a teenaged girl, trafficked in Liège as a prostitute, to perform fellatio on his elderly father, a resident of a care home. So, evidently, even one hundred years after the events described by our Belgian belle-lettrist, in this particular quarter we sense there is no departure from a long-established pattern of everyday moral degradation.
  
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Catherine Eisner believes passionately in plot-driven suspense fiction, a devotion to literary craft that draws on studies in psychoanalytical criminology and psychoactive pharmacology to explore the dark side of motivation, and ignite plot twists with unexpected outcomes. 
see Eisner’s Sister Morphine (2008)

Friday 5 February 2016

Lord Lucan: A Case of Long Overdue Lexicological Redundancies?

So the case of the fugitive earl is closed. Now, this week in a London court, ‘Lucky’ Lord Lucan, missing since 1974, is declared officially presumed dead so his son can inherit the earldom and claim the title of 8th Earl to appear on the Roll of the Peerage. 

This follows an ‘interregnum’ of the title for more than four decades, during which the fleeing nobleman was sought by Interpol as a suspect in the bludgeoning to death of the family’s nanny, Sandra Rivett, aged twenty-nine; a crime committed in mistaken belief (it is claimed but not proven) that the unfortunate victim was his estranged wife, the countess, his intended prey with whom he was embroiled in a bitter custody battle for their children.

Following the peer’s craven flight from the scene, having brutally assaulted Lady Lucan after the confused killing of Sandra in the darkened basement of their Belgravia home, the Detective Chief Superintendent investigating the case initially believed that Lucan had ‘done the honourable thing’ and committed suicide.

And the answer to the whereabouts of the missing peer? 

The aristocrat’s wife, Lady Lucan, believes her husband killed himself ‘like the nobleman he was’. 

It is known Lucan’s gambling set – and wealthy society friends of breeding – closed ranks and covered the peer’s tracks in a deliberate campaign of obfuscation compounded by the peerage and the gentry.


Diminishment of Meaning: Altisonant Terms

Which brings me to considerations of my own as to whether the debased coinage of the realm still has currency. Namely, in the context of the Lucan Affair, do not such outworn altisonant terms as Aristocrat, Breeding, Chivalry, Gentry, Honourable, Lord, Noble, etc. demand to be devalued by informed scholars in sociolinguistics when reassessed  for lexicological compilation.

To assist their studies, may I propose a neat, simple typographical device to alert the reader to an archaism so they may skip redundancies of signification in the text . . . it is a new system of downgrading certain meanings whose diminishment is as blindingly obvious as my choice of examples cited hereinabove:

aristocrat : a member of the patrician class of a social order born to rule.

breeding : the good manners regarded as characteristic of the aristocracy and conferred by heredity.

chivalry : the composite qualities that characterise an ideal knight, namely courage, honour, courtesy, justice, and a readiness to help the weak.

gentleman : an amateur cracksman found culpable of GBH with malice aforethought. GBH (Grievous Bodily Harm) is one of the post-nominal titles of a gentleman.

gentry : the establishment elite, the county set, the privileged classes.

honour : the quality of knowing and doing what is morally right.

lord : a feudal superior.

noble : possessing or demonstrating edifying personal qualities or high moral principles.

Admittedly such a system has its drawbacks. I recognise there is a danger, when cross-referencing terms in the texts (see examples shown), that progressive citations could lead to a type size so infinitesimally small that some words would vanish altogether. But hang on! Isn’t that the essence of the scheme!


PS: For more of the low-down on altisonant rats, see Sussex Exodus of Altisonant Rats. . .

Missing from this melange of newsprint is
the Morning Starwhich long ago solved the problem
of compounding for all time its withering contempt 
for Nazism. You will search in vain for a Nazi;
in its Style Book it is always ‘nazi’. 

Monday 1 February 2016

Song for the Dying

Today, turning the street corner, I recognised the nonagenarian from the nursing home, bewildered where she’d stooped to stare shortsightedly at her own reflection in the smoked glass windshield of a kerbside car. 
     But when, with eager searching eye, she cried, ‘Is that you?’ and rapped on the window, the darkened glass failed to yield a reply.
     ‘A foolish mistake,’ I heard her sigh. ‘I was expecting to be fetched by an old friend.’ 
     She stifled uneasy laughter.



Death. Death. Apart too long.
Embrace me now and end my song.

Death. Death. Too long apart.
Embrace me now. Let us depart.

Death. Death. Apart too long.
Embrace me now and start my song.


Monday 25 January 2016

Satirical and satyrical, extramural and intramural studies: Alexis Lykiard’s ‘Schooled For Life’.

One’s first impulse on reading Alexis Lykiard’s latest verse collection, Schooled For Life, is to adapt Wilhelm Busch’s famous dictum Ist der Ruf erst ruiniert, lebt es sich recht ungeniert and remind ourselves of its possible converse: Wird der Ruf erst mal geehrt, lebt’s sich gaenzlich ungeniert. In other words:

Once your reputation is won, 
You can live a life of fun.

For there is no doubt here that Alexis, having claimed his bardic laurels to join the pantheon, is having a great deal of fun at the expense of a number of cockshies, including settling old scores for slipper-thrashings from the missile-throwing pedagogues and catechising clergymen of his schooldays, as well as taking well-aimed pot-shots at vaunted British poets of a certain vintage and at pundits who have earned his opprobrium, not forgetting his risking lese-majesty with broadsides unleashed to singe the monarch’s kin. 


Bitingly satirical and mischievously satyrical by turns, but always classically-Attically aphoristic (Alexis’s signature grace note), these poems may be enjoyed for their allusiveness just as much as for their neatly turned wit and banter. Witness, then, his chronicling of the privations of prep school life, where the nascent poet was . . .

. . . definitively marked for life.

Marked for Life — despite, we suspect, his schoolboy essays most likely scoring Alpha Plus — was no doubt an alternative title the poet spiked for this verse collection. In fact, such a poignant phrase captures the mood of Alexis’s troubled post-war childhood of exile and assimilation, as he seeks reassurance, recording the past in B-movie monochrome; how he was:

. . . desperate to fit in, own up, and accept my fate . . .
                                          . . . Those times,
elusive yet recurrent, slow to fade away,
aren’t so disturbing to return to — younger days
of ’48, remembered rather as dark grey,
exhaustingly austere, too drab for love or hate.    

A mood he countered, we learn, by his immersion between Chapel and Corps (organ music was a sonorous bore) in eclectic reading matter, including the novels of Charles Kingsley, a boyhood taste shared by a poet of enviable metrical brilliance from an earlier generation, Roy Fuller. In fact, Fuller’s account of reading Hypatia* is to be found in his fine novel of 1959, The Ruined Boys, in which he charts lost innocence much as Alexis does here in his own verses . . . 

New troops of ruined boys fall in now, older soldiers gone . . .

and, of course, both poets appropriate the Master’s foreboding voice of 1930, Auden’s They gave the prizes to the ruined boys

Readers of Alexis’s verses have learned to be alert to such allusive ludic nudges to his confraternity of pantheonic heroes born of his omnivorous appetite for the bon mot. When he isn’t head-butting sycophantic laureates and other toadies or savaging ‘Faberized’ fellow-travelling poetasters and flâneurs, this hircine omnivore is — satyr-like — more characteristically in Dionysian pursuit of the teasing evidence of bliss or of the true life [that] goes on forgotten. (A quest for the cleansing truths he admires in fellow poet D J Enright, which prompts Alexis’s penetrating and touching tribute, Master of His Arts.)

It is due to that same omnivorousness that Alexis has absorbed the finesse of favourite precursors in his verses, we are pleased to find, particularly in a suite of poems documenting Alexis’s recollections of prison life as writer/teacher-in-residence in the 1980s, with such redolences as . . . 

. . . before this rapid cloudburst’s done
its worse, made space again for blue.  

. . . high chainlink fence. And so the shutter clicks
to recollect our borrowed time. 

In Captive Audience the observation of barracking inmates is demotically spot on: 

. . . Young dopers relish any whiff of farce . . .
. . . aware
enough to suss that Art’s 
an ancient con, a fancy caper, mere
time-displacing trick. 

These witty poems of reluctant pedagogy where roles are reversed, with pupil turned educationist or even graduating to Brit. Council bratpacker, recall to mind the night classes taught by sometime Movement poet, Laurence Lerner, whose Those girls, those girls . . .  (who imbibe a knowledge they believe to be / objective: not about themselves or me) is still remembered with fondness, an unresolved conundrum of Socratics that also calls to mind the case that the works of pedagogic poets comprise an actual genre in the classification of verse and here, in Alexis Lykiard’s Schooled For Life, there’s a respectable portion of it.

So an English education, both private and state-run — in all its incarnations and incarcerations, extramural and intramural — is Alexis’s overarching theme. Alexis’s atavistic Greekness and his relish for the niceties of English idiom are especially apparent in his first memories of school in 1946, when hors de combat on the . . .

First day at day school, 
in the Morning Break, I broke
my arm . . .

and he becomes even more the Hellenist when invalided out of school . . .

. . . as lapsed Stoic, 
my first words to the doctor
had been “I suffer”.

This canny adaptability of the chameleonic émigré — alert to local colour — is confirmed later when [following a kangaroo court in the dorm] . . .

Holding fast under duress, 
hedonist Greek, I feigned becoming Spartan

A representative example of his narrative voice is his Chaps in Chapel and its elegiac conclusion that hints at immanence when recapturing his awkward past . . .

The Truth did not belong to some religionist 
more likely to All people that on earth do dwell.’
Fate or capricious genes will dole out our few days;
The sole concern is living well. Yet idols cast their spell:
Vainly we look skyward, though shadows need no praise. 

However, this callow crisis of belief apart, it is difficult to quite see why Alexis the Dionysian maker of verses — whose flannel shorts stayed up via serpent-clasp elastic belt — dismisses the motto of his old school as obscure. (Radley: Sicut serpentes, sicut columbae. ‘Be wise as snakes and gentle as doves.’) 

Surely there is no better motto for summoning up the uneasy duality that haunts the exilic poet?

Sicut serpentes, sicut columbae.
‘. . . . I’d learned enough from books, from boys behaving badly,
The time was ripe to take my leave of privilege and Radley.’

For more musings on precocious schoolboy poets (writing in Latin and in Herodotean Greek), see:

* For the Hypatian Erotica Awards (inspired by Charles Kingsley’s novel) awarded for  High Victorian literary texts teetering on the carnal brink, see:
http://catherineeisnerfrance.blogspot.co.uk/2013/08/hypatian-erotica-awards-high-victorian.html

Saturday 23 January 2016

Stoneburgh Spy Campus . . . B.A.R. . . . ‘Please Burn After Reading’ Rubs Out Accountability of Command. (Part 6.)

Earlier this week, passing through the parklands of Stoneburgh in the bright winter sunlight, under a cloudless sky, I was reminded of a former denizen of our garrison town  –  our celebrated double agent, Irina P. – striding along the selfsame path in her military double-breasted coat (cadet-issue, a special indulgence!). She, too, in those early years of our acquaintance, was truly enamoured of our historic military academy . . . as I recorded in my memoir, Red Coffee* . . . 
[Irina] could scarcely believe her good fortune. The six historic cannon evenly spaced along the South Terrace, the great Park, the ornamental Lake, the Piranesian vaulted library, all conspired to create a classically golden atmosphere of privilege and distinction in which she basked. The day was warm; the month was March; Shirt Sleeve Order was five weeks away. She sat at the lakeside and wrote an airmail to her sister.  Irina described Stoneburgh as a ‘time capsule’. In her own country Time and Change raced like the clouds reflected on the water. She could not conceal her yearning to ‘remain always in ancestral gardens, seated on soft grass, without thinking’. 
     So you can imagine I was brooding on the duplicities of our tradecraft and on its pervasion of even the most humdrum routines of domestic life, including the demands of my daily jog, when I spotted Professor Hans-Jürgen Weissener lounging on a bench in the sunniest corner of the colonnade. (Prof. Weissener, as I have mentioned in my earlier despatches, was formerly an agent for the German Federal Intelligence Service, and is now Stoneburgh’s senior lecturer on politico-criminalistics, a respected authority on Soviet counter-espionage and subversion.)
     

‘Please Burn After Reading.’

Prof. Weissener put down his newspaper as I approached and pointed to a headline with his unlit briar pipe:
UK’S EU EXIT: ‘MEMORY-MEN’ CIVIL SERVANTS 
FOIL FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACTIVISTS

Speaking of the implications of preserving secrecy, as to the UK Government’s plans in the event of Britons voting Britain exit from the European Union, the former Senior Government Economist in the British Civil Service said today: ‘The Civil Service will have to do much preparatory work on trade and migration, so I think there’ll be a lot of highly classified work retained mentally. How much civil servants write down is a different question – that is one of the potential drawbacks of the world of Freedom of Information we live in – so, actually, if the Chancellor does not want anything written down [to avoid disclosure of plans to campaigners and journalists] then that is the way it will be.’   
     ‘Memory-men at Whitehall!’ His laugh was harsh. ‘Evidently one of the Mandarins has heeded my faculty Induction Lecture for the New Intake Group! Rule Number 9. It is extremely unwise to leave a paper trail if you intend to outpace the hostiles.’
     Sunlight glared on his spectacles so I could not see his eyes.
     He playfully wagged his finger to include me in the ranks of his favoured antagonists.
     ‘You more than most are familiar with the platitudinous exculpation of our spymasters: “Should you choose to accept this mission and you are captured or killed, the Government and the Service will disavow any knowledge of your actions.” 
     ‘You mean the St Catherine’s House Switcheroo?’
     (I should explain that the St Catherine’s House Record Office, near Aldwych in central London, was at one time the primary source of intelligence agents’ false identities; our agents themselves had, as a ghoulish test of initiative, the task of locating a death certificate of a child whose birthdate and forename was closest to their own. Armed with the dead child’s birth certificate and shared forename, the agent was then able to assume a new mask and build a complete ‘back-story’, including intimate knowledge of the locale where the child had lived and died.  It was by the integrity of this fake identity that the plausibility and confidence of an agent in the field was sustained. In addition, of course, all essential documentation – passport, driving licence, bank account and national insurance card – were issued in the dead child’s name.)
     ‘Agreed,’ I added. ‘No paper trail. No comebacks. Unless the paper trail’s a false one . . . and one that would certainly NOT lead back to our masters.’
     ‘B.A.R. Burn After Reading. All government agencies, including our Intelligence Services, have that ultimate recourse, of course, and there’s always the principal’s washroom for surreptitious briefings, with or without the facility of eidetic recall.’


Memory-Men Bumped Off.

Prof. Weissener laid his cane aside and, after some deft preliminaries, lit his pipe.
     ‘But what of Cicero,’ he mused, ‘and his memory-man?’ Weissener – our most senior expert in the art of cryptanalysis – sent out an unreadable smoke signal as he spoke. ‘Cicero retained a nomenclator.’
     ‘A what?
     ‘A Mnemonist. A Remembrancer or Prompter. A mnemonically gifted aide-de-camp. A nomenclator was often an astute polyglottic slave. Cicero’s man was charged to keep a roll call in his head of Cicero’s supporters together with a tally of all his master’s enemies. During his consulate, when Cicero declared martial law and upheld it by imposing the death penalty on conspirators against the Republic, I have no doubt that in the course of all those labyrinthine machinations his nomenclator was the repository of many of Cicero’s stratagems, an advantage that the Freedom of Information Act no longer permits our public officials here in Londinium, private email accounts notwithstanding!’ 
     ‘A human databank that walks and remains sober? An obvious security risk.
     ‘Too true. To be a nomenclator in Roman times could be dicey. Wasn’t it Claudius who threw his memory-man to the lions. Maybe the poor fellow knew too much.’
      ‘Yes, a memory-man bumped off with a head full of ciphers,’ I ventured. ‘Surely that was the climax of Hitchcock’s The Thirty-Nine Steps?’
       ‘There you are then.’ Prof. Weissener rose and stretched and favoured me with a grin, a rare concession.


Here lie the bones
of Aristarchus, freedman,
nomenclator.
Roman sepulchral inscription, 1st century AD.


‘The Art of Covering Your Tracks.’

Stoneburgh’s Senior Lecturer in Politico-Criminalistics fell into step beside me as we walked to the Refectory for morning coffee.
     ‘You know, after Waterloo, the Duke of Wellington reviewed a number of our passing out parades here on this very quad; apart from attending our Commissioning Dinners.’
     Prof. Weissener knocked out his pipe on the wheel of a gun carriage.
     ‘Now he knew the Art of Covering Your Tracks. A cunning devil whose actions we could all learn by.’
      The keen eyes of Weissener were alert to judge my response. 
      ‘Funnily enough, I was told this tale by the Chelsea Hospital Commandant. And he’s straight as an arrow himself.  The way he told it, the duke’s battle plan was to rarely give orders verbally. If an order had to be conveyed to one of his commanders holding a distant terrain, he was obliged to write them down and entrust them to an ADC to deliver them for him on a charger.  But listen to this. The duke’s strategy to preserve the infallibility of his command as a tactician was absurdly simple.  His orders were not written on paper – no, far too fragile in such conditions – nor were his commands written with quill and ink obviously in the field. Far too precarious under fire.’
     Weissener cleared the dottle from his pipe with a ballpoint pen and replaced them in the breast pocket of his Norfolk jacket.
     ‘No. On the battlefield, Wellington carried a sheaf of specially-treated ass and goat skins.  About the size of cloakroom tickets. He could write on these with pencil and once the orders were read, the skins could be wiped clean, preparatory to writing a new set of orders. How devilishly simple! By this method he neatly sidestepped the accountability of command! The clever fellow was never caught out in error . . . ’
     ‘. . .  Because he never left a paper trail!’ I completed with amused complicity.  I had never before seen the professor with such a pronounced Machiavellian disposition.
      ‘We should take a leaf from his book!’ the Professor Weissener concluded with a flourish of his cane. ‘The Cabinet Office should bring back vellum!’
      ‘Or publish and be damned,I murmured.


We ought to have more of the Cavalry between the two
high roads.  That is to say three Brigades at least besides
the Brigades in observation on the Right . . .   


* Sister Morphine (2008) see below . . . 

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Catherine Eisner believes passionately in plot-driven suspense fiction, a devotion to literary craft that draws on studies in psychoanalytical criminology and psychoactive pharmacology to explore the dark side of motivation, and ignite plot twists with unexpected outcomes. 
see Eisner’s Sister Morphine (2008)

Thursday 10 December 2015

‘Carol’ . . . In the Heat of the Moment and Other Febrile Automata

How curious to read that the genesis of Carol (the current acclaimed movie adapted from the famously transgressive novel, The Price of Salt, 1952) is to be found in a fever induced by chicken pox, the symptomatic high temperature under which Patricia Highsmith plotted her synopsis of a story that soon ‘flowed from the end of my pen as if from nowhere,as she later wrote.

Patricia Highsmith


Works That Write Themselves.

From which flows another curious thought because this distinguished American novelist prompts a memory of her eminent compatriot, William James, Doctor of Medicine (1870) and psychologist (and author of The Varieties of Religious Experience) who so subtly observed, ‘For aught we know to the contrary, 103 or 104 degrees Fahrenheit might be a much more favourable temperature for truths to geminate and sprout in, than the more ordinary blood-heat of 97 or 98 degrees.’

How true. In the feverish heat of the moment certainly a number of great works of the imagination have been brought forth. One thinks also of Sir Walter Scott who, in 1819, under the influence of laudanum wrote The Bride of Lammermoor and claimed afterwards, on reading the proofs, that he did not recognise a single character, incident or conversation found in the book. 


Detektiv ‘Zherebets’ Houyhnhnmkin.

My as-yet-unpublished novel, D-r Tchékhov, Detektiv, was written in the same mood of involuntary volition, and similarly transcribed from an undisputed source. Englished in the spirit of the original, the often bawdy text makes great play of the young doctor’s febrile condition, his senses betrayed by a dangerous rise in body temperature akin to that of the rectal temperature of a horse having just undergone routine exercise:
Anton reflected that perhaps, after all, he had overlooked his affinity with horses; certainly, as the forenoon approached, his temperature was again rising to meet that of an average healthy horse which, if he were not mistaken, was some two degrees higher than that intermittent phenomenon, his own normal body heat.                                                                 He had hæmorrhaged again only the month past – profoundly from his right lung – practically a shtoff of disembogued blood pouring over his beard.                                                                                                                           He had recently in the mornings become aware of his unnaturally low temperature on rising, his excessive fatigue and his progressive failure of appetite. Yet now, as afternoon approached, his temperature had risen (a febrile state exceeding 40 degrees Celsius) and pulse quickened to over a hundred beats per minute. Under his jacket, sweat trickled from his armpit.  Profuse axillary sweating embarrassed him and he feared his condition smelt.                                                                                                               As for his excessive body heat, the ætiology of the cauma and desudation he knew intimately; long ago the prognosis had held that his compensatory emphysema would grow worse by remedy, and any remissions he could expect in the variations associated with the chronicity of his disease were now complicated by his intestinal catarrh, caused by a change in the water.     

In a grim diversion to displace the pain, Tchékhov feverishly imagined the very real prospect of his personal physician, D-r Klebnikov, surviving him to compose a waspish clinical footnote to his obituary for the edification of his medical colleagues: 

‘Manifestly, the observation has not been made in hagiographical writing on Tchékhov that the symptomatological signs of his two conditions – pulmonary tuberculosis and acute morphinism – were inextricably combined and compounded.  The co-existing conditions were presented, for example, in feelings of tremendous heat and sensations of terrifying cold, particularly during periods of withdrawal from the opiate. The giddiness to which Tchékhov on occasion referred could well have been a mild case of cinchonism brought about by an overdose of quinine, which, in the absence of an informed dual diagnosis, was not identified.  His meconeuropathia was further complicated by hyperæsthesiæ  induced by mood-elevating morphine derivatives.’
Tchékhov’s eyes are not closed to the truth of his opiate dependancy. In characteristically rueful condemnation of his elevated temperature,  Tchékhov at his lowest ebb begins to style himself Detektiv Zherebets [‘Stallion’] Houyhnhnmkin, evidently a bitter self-lacerating commentary on his drug-impaired virility. (If Tchékhov in this passage of D-r Tchékhov Detektiv assumes the sardonical appellation, ‘Stallion’ or ‘Stud’, then we must assume the reference recalls those envious jottings in his published literary notebook : ‘A vet. belongs to the stallion class of people.’ )


Fate Knocks at the Door.

And in the same opiate-induced fever, of course, Coleridge wrote Kubla Khan, a poem revealed to him as fully conceived, requiring merely its automatic transcription, until – at Line 54 – the notorious Person From Porlock arrived to knock on the door and break the spell.

This fateful distraction from the sublime oneiric prosody granted a dope-fiend reminds me of my good friend, The Great Poet, who wrote to tell me he had altered his will . . .
Have been making some small adjustments to my Will, and have added that you are to have first crack at my poetry books. [He was at Westminster School and won the Gumbleton Prize for English Verse.] No big deal [he added] but you might find something of interest, but not yet a while hopefully.
I wrote at once to record my appreciation . . .
I am genuinely flattered, but in my present mood I fear I shall predecease you. Should this not be the case, however, I shall make every effort to seek out your forwarding address and have your books sent on to you.                You will have a forwarding address, won’t you?                                               In Ghana it is believed that a person who dies prematurely can appear in a distant town and continue their life there.                                              Saman twén-twén the Ghanaians call them. Custom asserts that the ‘Dead-but-Leaving-People’ can be met only by someone who has not heard of their death.                                                                                                       So an accommodation address in Porlock might be the thing.                        This explains why so many people swear they saw X ‘only the other day’ and learn to their horror that X died some months before.                            Why is life made so mysterious when the explanations are really very simple? I shall be in Porlock if I predecease you.                                                       Should you lose your memory then we can meet there because you will not remember you heard of my death.                                                                  It is possible, though, that a poet even with a seriously impaired memory will remember that fateful person from Porlock . . .
It was on these terms that we agreed to meet in the Afterlife, an agreement, I may add, sealed during the worst bout of flu I’ve ever endured in my life, when I was in the throes of a high fever and running a barely tolerable temperature practically off the scale at 103°F 

The tragedy is that my dear poet friend predeceased me, as he predicted.


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For excerpts from my as-yet-unpublished crime novel, D-r Tchékhov, Detektiv, see
http://catherineeisnerfrance.blogspot.co.uk/2014/02/khar-r-r-kai-khar-r-r-kai-khar-r-r-kai.html
or
http://catherineeisnerfrance.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/d-r-tchekhov-skirmish-with-wolves-and.html
or
http://catherineeisnerfrance.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/dead-wife-new-hat-femme-morte-chapeau.html
or
http://catherineeisnerfrance.blogspot.co.uk/2011/10/inductive-detection.html
or
http://catherineeisnerfrance.blogspot.co.uk/2015/03/winter-rules-and-le-diable-boiteux.html

This long lost crime novel by Chekhov (he, himself, referred to such a work in progress in 1888) charts the misadventures of morphia-addict D-r Anton Tchékhov, aged 28 years, as he investigates the mysterious duelling death of an aristocratic cadet in a remote snowbound northern garrison. In a contest between the animistic pagan beliefs of a Cheremissian shaman-medicineman and his own psychopathological insights as a graduate doctor, Tchékhov, weakened by tubercular fevers and drug dependency, succeeds in solving the case and saving the life of a young prostitute, Mariya. 

For the origins of this text see my previous posting, D-r  Tchékhov, Detektiv.
http://catherineeisnerfrance.blogspot.com/2011/10/d-r-tchekhov-detektiv-long-lost-novel.html

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Catherine Eisner believes passionately in plot-driven suspense fiction, a devotion to literary craft that draws on studies in psychoanalytical criminology and psychoactive pharmacology to explore the dark side of motivation, and ignite plot twists with unexpected outcomes. 
see Eisner’s Sister Morphine (2008)